I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. "STRYPAPER?!" If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. Thats so flyover. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." He shills so much stuffwhy? Comedy Central. Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! People don't sing anymore, they chant against the music with annoyingly affected voices. He has his eyes closed. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either. . Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. It's just such a stupid concept. Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? R467: Yeah, what's up with his pronunciation? Thats really digging. Where are these commercials being shown? Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. Can't stand them. Obviously he's a new chef. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. Colgate (toothpaste). He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. They are selling the cream and not the cheese. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. [quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. So I work work work every day. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. I know it's petty but there you have it. Why the change? He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. Another is the LifeLock ad. Cookie Notice What a whiny old fuck she is. Visual dog whistle? [quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. Those dollop for daisy commercials which are always so over the top. sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. The white gal has bad stomach problems. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. I think those ads are produced in the UK. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? UGH. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. It's brief and to the point. I think its humania. Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. Discover life at Colgate. The Geico gecko needs to be done. That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. . so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. She needs slapped off of TV! The commercial is just plain weird. I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. Damn. Always fast forward or change the channel. Was it her car? Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. . Its like being a Cassandra of crap. In particular, there are several websites and online resources that specialize in this kind of search. Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. Love the Uber eats ads. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? I switch channels when she appears. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED! One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. We are committed to building a future to smile about for our teams, consumers, and communities around the world. Kevin yells back, what! That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. [quote] while these people are surely millionaires. Scary. So amazing. Headquarters are in New York City. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. R59 Yes, I am. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Is it supposed to be funny? Remember, cerebral palsy does not affect a persons ability to have children. The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. St. The girl doesn't come off as special. The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Have you no shame, let alone creativity? All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. And the message it sends is, "Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you'll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!". Shes an icon for over ten years. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. How much younger to they want these little skanks to get? By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. His 'business bag' was on his back. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") They are the perfect annoying couple. Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. R95, don't forget Starbucks. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. That really fucking touched me. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. Who on earth thought her voice would entice listeners? Yowza! [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! They are selling basic fucking existence. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. Colgate Kids. The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. Take a look at After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. I had to switch channels whenever it came up. I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. Please Smile. Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! Cerebral palsy is caused by abnormal brain development or damage to the developing brain. I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials! I think I'm in the majority when I say that the only reason a brand/product gets my money is quality. September 2, 2021 "'What Can Your Smile Do?'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial. News & Info about TV Spots from all around the world. I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! I hate that commercial with a passion. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? He also bragged that he's in college. That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. . Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. R471. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. "We're going to Nana's!" It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". and "Sing about fruit!" She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. Is she trying to be funny? James Cordon for WW. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. The worst jingles, ever. You *were* "adowable," old man. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. Very sexy man. Agree, r516. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. Definitely, R14!! Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. Flyover land? I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Privacy Policy. Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. Pathetic, indeed! Cleaner taste. She is Customer Service. Like oh yay! Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. Bupkis. Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . "Do you have cheese?" What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? Have questions about your smile? Instant mute. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing its Christmas time again my loooove with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? Cheap LGBT laughs for James' major embarrassing moment. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. She's so fucking annoying. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. Awful. Nothin on my skin. Ripple makes milk now? Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? I hate loud/yelling commercials. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? Or, just Kevin Hart. Literally. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare! NEW YORK -- The toothpaste manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive has joined the push to promote "gay pride" in the month of June by releasing an advertisement featuring two homosexual men. Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. "So we're dancing now? The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. In many cases, the cause isnt known. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Watch the "How to Have a Bright Smile" video and show your child how they can have a bright smile by learning this proper brushing technique. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. The drug has a dumb name. Colgate is out to foster some badly needed post-pandemic optimism with its new "Be the Reason" brand equity campaign, a richly produced departure from what's long been a product- and. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? . Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. You've never been in my fucking daydream. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song thats clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones Miss You. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. THANKFULLY. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. yells: "James??? What the FUCK??? [quote]The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. Aha! If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. 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